Monthly Archives: July 2015

Puppy, Puppy

Puppy, puppy, by the door, Why’d you poopoo on my floor? I lay there sleeping very well When my nose was hit by a certain smell! And now I cuss and swear and call you names – While I clean … Continue reading

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Validation When You’re Down

Ah, the Internet. If you’re ever feeling smug, just spend a few minutes surfing random sites and you’ll quickly be chopped down to size… But what if you’re feeling down and blue and need some affirmation? Maybe you’d just like … Continue reading

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