Ah, the Internet. If you’re ever feeling smug, just spend a few minutes surfing random sites and you’ll quickly be chopped down to size… But what if you’re feeling down and blue and need some affirmation? Maybe you’d just like someone to tell you how awesome you are? Well, I have a solution for you!
Start a blog. That’s right. Start a blog. Turn on the comments. Post a couple of inane articles or thoughts. Then kick back and wait. In a couple of days, the spam-bots will have found your blog and will start filling the comments section with positive, though barely readable, tripe! Here’s a sampling of the 1,500 spambot comments that are awaiting my approval:
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And it continues, ad nauseam…