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An Ode to a Bottle

How much is that whiskey on the counter (glug glug) The one by the name Glenlivet How much is that whiskey on the counter (glug glug) I sure like the sweet taste of it! I dont want your Jack or … Continue reading

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Puppy, Puppy

Puppy, puppy, by the door, Why’d you poopoo on my floor? I lay there sleeping very well When my nose was hit by a certain smell! And now I cuss and swear and call you names – While I clean … Continue reading

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Clyde (or a Tail of a Cat Named Clyde)

I went for a walk With my girl and a dog And a cat that she called Clyde. We walked in the park And we walked in the mall And we walked in the woods outside. As we walked past … Continue reading

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