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You Don’t Deserve It

Some brutal truth. You don’t “deserve” anything. Quit letting the TV lie to you – you don’t deserve a perfect smile or a brazillion dollar settlement or that new car. You don’t deserve to go into debt up to your … Continue reading

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An Ode to a Bottle

How much is that whiskey on the counter (glug glug) The one by the name Glenlivet How much is that whiskey on the counter (glug glug) I sure like the sweet taste of it! I dont want your Jack or … Continue reading

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Puppy, Puppy

Puppy, puppy, by the door, Why’d you poopoo on my floor? I lay there sleeping very well When my nose was hit by a certain smell! And now I cuss and swear and call you names – While I clean … Continue reading

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Validation When You’re Down

Ah, the Internet. If you’re ever feeling smug, just spend a few minutes surfing random sites and you’ll quickly be chopped down to size… But what if you’re feeling down and blue and need some affirmation? Maybe you’d just like … Continue reading

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Puppies, Part One of Many…

It’s 0500, puppies. Why are you awake? It’s 0500, puppies! Go back to sleep for heaven’s sake! It’s 0500, puppies… Why do you bark and whine? It’s 0500, puppies! Let me go back to sleep sublime! It’s 0500, puppies… Are … Continue reading

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Morning

Noise. Noisy thing. Hurt noisy thing. Quiet. Noisy thing again. Look at┬ánoisy thing. Clock. Woman wants noisy thing off. Turn it off. Gotta pee. Shuffle to the bathroom. Pee. Ahhh. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Done. Wash hands. Don’t know why but wash anyway. … Continue reading

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A Rant on Net Neutrality

Ted Cruz has taken a stand against a free and open internet, saying that it will only hurt consumers. Ted Cruz is wrong. If you think that you should be able to access any website without having to pay extra … Continue reading

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Cheddar’s Texas Tea Recipe

I love Long Island Iced Teas. I’ve learned, though, that you want to take your time and enjoy them – otherwise, your body will remind you just how much liquor you have consumed… So anyway, our local Cheddar’s restaurant has … Continue reading

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Quiz Beef

I hate quizzes that don’t give you all the information you need to answer a question. Like, “How would you get from one cliff to the other?” I don’t know, how wide is the chasm? What’s the penalty for failure … Continue reading

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Clyde (or a Tail of a Cat Named Clyde)

I went for a walk With my girl and a dog And a cat that she called Clyde. We walked in the park And we walked in the mall And we walked in the woods outside. As we walked past … Continue reading

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